5/19    EMERGENCY
        THIRD RAIL
        POWERTRIP

5/19    FRANK SINATRA DEAD!

5/18    I want to see Janet Reno sodomizing Bill Gates with a baseball bat.
        I want to watch Bill Gates bleed to death from the lawsuits!

5/18    Where is http://dsp.berkeley.edu?
        \_ Probably in the Disabled Students Program office on Lower Sproul
        \_ http://dsp.Berkeley.EDU        internet address = 128.32.249.85
           128.32.249.0/24 # Cesar Chavez (Golden Bear) ctr, Student Services
        \_ Why do you care?
                \_ Needs an easy date who can't easily complain after a
                   quickie date rape.
                \_ They renamed it?  Odd.
                   \_ Yes, soon they'll rename the Campanile to be the
                      Animal Rights Pointy Thingy.

5/18    I thought the last episode of Seinfeld is suppose to have Wizard of Oz
        material in it, according to the preview. What happened?
        \_ Seinfeld?  What's that?
        \_ Did anyone else find the last episode to be of a Camus-esque
           existential quality?  They summed up the whole absurdity of it all.
          \_ Shut up.  Its a TV show for Chrissake.
                \_ And a tremendously overrated one at that.Good riddance.
             \_ Yes, we know.  We also know Seinfeld was a TV show.  What
                  is your point?  That we should kill our television ?
                  Please don't take yourself so seriously in the future, and
                  get back to work.
                \_ No, my point was that people shouldn't take a *TV SHOW*
                   seriously at all, in any way whatsoever.  It's a sad sad
                   statement about people in general that the end of a sitcom
                   would generate _any_ sort of publicity, much less noise of
                   these levels.  I'm glad to see the ad hominen attack is
                   still being put to bad use on the motd.
                   \_ Again you are taking yourself too serioiusly.
                      The statements above were clearly tongue in cheek.
                        ("Camus-esque ... quality")
                       And next time spell your Latin correclty.
                       Get back to work.

        \_ Damn X-Files and their psuedo-cliffhangers! Now I'll haveta shell
           out $7.75 to find out where Mulder goes from here.
           \_ May be so, but it inspired a number of intellectually
              insecure sodans to become chess experts on walls and display
              their ignorance like fuckin peacocks. You know what peacocks
              are good for? Being mounted on long sticks, ignited, and
              waved around the place like a flag, only they're not flags,
              just flaming impaled peacocks. Fuckin LOSERS. - (fucker)
              \_ Once again, I envy this response.  I too was going to
                post some sort of pseudo-flame, but this is way way
                beyond (better) than anything I was thinking of.
                Thank you for not letting me make a fool of myself, and
                my hat is off to you.
                \_ _That_ was a great flame?  It could barely set off a match
                   soaked in oil.
                   \_ Yes, it was.
                      \_ I wrote the original comment, and I don't even
                         feel singed.

5/19    May I add that most of the negative comments about sitcom, politics,
        etc etc etc are all added by tom. Post your fuckin name next time,
        twink.