5/12    UCLink suddenly discontinues SMTP EXPN and FTP, sending shockwave
        all over campus.
        \_ Your tuition dollars at work.
           \_ They should put that in as the response to a USER/PASS pair:
              530 Your tuition dollars at work.

5/13     To the person erased all the messages yesterday-- because you are so
         hotheaded that you think your opinion weighs more than ours, NO
         MESSAGE WILL BE POSTED TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!! I rather die than to be
         controlled by a Soda naxi censorer.
         \_ What's a naxi?  And if your life is so pathetic that you're
            going to spend all day monitoring the motd, maybe you
            _should_ die.
         \_ So you are going to become the Soda naxi censorer yourself.
         \_ One message, and three responses so far!  You're slipping!
         \_ Still, why don't people delete things FIFO, rather than purging
            the whole thing?  (Four responses.)
         \_ bah fuk you all i say nuke it every once in a while.. -shac
         \_ Poopyhead.

5/13    Well here's yesterday's motd, for you nukers to edit to your hearts
        content.
        \_ Remember Bikini Atoll.

5/13    CS dept. looking for highly-clued UNIX guru to become head sysadmin
        for all dept. research machines & manager of sww.  See http://www.cs