Berkeley CSUA MOTD:1998:May:04 Monday <Sunday, Tuesday>
Berkeley CSUA MOTD
1998/5/4-1999/5/7 [Computer/SW/OS/FreeBSD] UID:14040 Activity:nil 83%like:15771
FreeBSD 2.2.6-STABLE #0: Sun May  3 22:30:48 PDT 1998

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1998/5/4-26 [Academia/Berkeley/CSUA] UID:14041 Activity:nil
05/04   Soda has been dumped.  fyi, /home took three 90m tapes.
                \_ What becomes of the broken hearted? --aaron
        We are now running 2.2.6 as well.  Some of the tty hacks
        done to bring soda to >256 ttys are being redone. --jon
1998/5/4-5 [Recreation/Dating] UID:14042 Activity:insanely high
5/1  Meet Chelseas boyfriend.
        \_ Chelseas boyfriend is an oxymoron isn't it?
        \_would have been more newsworthy if it were 'meet Chelsea's Girlfriend"
                \_ *Nothing* about her is newsworthy.  I can't wait for Bill
                   to get impeached so I can stop hearing about her.
        \_ ...and the next White House intern
        \_ I'd like to see bill clinton fuck chelsea AND her girlfriend.
           a threesome full of incest and very very hot sex.
           \_ Personally, I wouldn't wanna witness ANY of them having sex
              with anyone *shudder*
                \_ Agreed.  This is the meaning of fear.
        \_ I wonder who would have had the balls to be Chelsea's bf if she
           went to Cal?
           \_ The Hate Man
           \_ The guy isn't fucking Chelsea because he likes her.  Just like
              at the Farm, some Cal Pretty Boy would have come up with the
              bright idea that hangin' with the Prez' butt ugly daughter could
              get him somewhere in life.  If Daddy wasn't the Prez, he
              wouldn't be on the same planet as her if he could help it.
              \_ read the article.  I'd be very surprised if there is any
                fucking going on anywhere.  Oh, maybe she has jerked him
                off a couple of times, but I bet she hasn't come with that
                guy yet.
                \_ Would the secret service even allow this??? Imagine the
                   SS sleeping in the next dorm room, and they hear cries from
                   Chelsea. Of course, they have a shoot first, ask later
                   mentality, so they kill the kid on top of her.
                \_ I'll read it but you seriously think some random article
                   will give you honest details about her relationship?
              \_ My, my, but aren't you the cynic.
                 Maybe he just has a fetish for ugly white chicks.
                 \_ Hahahhaha... I stand (possibly) corrected.  I still
                    prefer to think he's using her since the ugly white
                    chick fetish is too scary.   -the cynic
           \_ Chancellor Tien
              \_ Only if he gets to wear the Oski head to bed
           \_ Tom.
           \_ psb
1998/5/4-6 [Computer/SW/Apps/Media, Recreation/Pets] UID:14043 Activity:moderate
5/1     Anyone know the name of the song in the Swatch commercials?
        "Free to give my life...."???  Artist and title?  Thanks.
        \_ Midge Ure "Breathe"
        \_ The commercial and the song is nice, but it doesn't make me
           feel such a need to buy a watch.
           \_ I have bought 4 Swatches in the past 10 days. I didn't think
              it was because of the commercial, though... but, then again
              I don't have any pets, I don't think... of course, you could
              count the cat but GODDAMN THAT FUCKIN CAT!
           \_ How does Tyra Banks make you feel?
              \_ Potatos.
                \_ Potatoes.
                \_ Protoss
1998/5/4-6 [Academia/Berkeley/CSUA, Academia/Berkeley/CSUA/Motd] UID:14044 Activity:low
5/4     So is our email address
        which one is the 'official' one?
        \_ officially we are at either csua or soda.csua (csua points
           to soda.csua).  soda was supposed to go away long ago, but
           no one seems to have gotten around to purging it yet.
                \_ I hope no one gets around to it soon.  I have told too
                   many people to just write to username@soda.
                   \_ you're an idiot.
                        \_ Yes, nerd. Obviously, like.
                          \_ Isn't calling someone a nerd on the MOTD a bit
1998/5/4-5 [Computer/HW/Drives] UID:14045 Activity:very high
5/4     I've landed a sparc 5. I need disk (SCA Interface SCSI) and mem.
        Is there anything lying around the office or does anyone want to
        unload such stuff for a reasonable price? Pls post email addr.
                \_ you idiot. why not just put your email addr so that
                   people can mail you about it? i have sparc stuff but
                   you are so dumb that i'm not going to leave my name
                   and help you out.
                   \_ You're so smart! You must make your mother proud. Your
                      unique lack of capacity to attempt understanding
                      someone else's perspective before opening your most
                      wise mouth will prove to be a valuble asset to you
                      someday. However, it's the people like you that make
                      the cutest little surprisie faces when I kill them.
                      \_ "someone else's perspective"?  He wants help, so he
                         should post his address.  Makes sense to me.  I don't
                         think that somebody's going to stalk him via the net
                         so they can do a home-invasion robbery to heist a
                         Sparc 5.
        \_ How well does it fly?
        \_ Learn to speeel SPARC
        \_ I'm sorry.  Shitty performance for the price, shitty operating
           system - talk about insult to injury.
           \_ price = $0.00... that means good performance for the price
              if I use it as an ironing board.
           \_ and you don't hae to run a SUN Operating system. My sparc5
              hasn't crashed  at all since I put netbsd on it.  -ERic
              hasn't crashed  at all since I put netbsd on it, while memory
              panics were a regular thing under sunos4.1.1.  -ERic
                \_ what a surprise, an antiquated OS crashes.  Sun should
                   just go out of business and everyone can run netbsd.
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