Berkeley CSUA MOTD:1998:April:01 Wednesday <Tuesday, Thursday>
Berkeley CSUA MOTD
1998/4/1-2 [Uncategorized] UID:13882 Activity:high
4/1     April is the cruelist month.
        \_ You are the cruelist speller
        \_ What is the "crue list" and should I be on it?
                \_ Just add your name below.
        \_ 'twas a cruel season for me 'til I got my testicles nixed
           and all frustration from pretty girls went by the wayside.
1998/4/1 [Uncategorized] UID:13883 Activity:nil
4/1     Who do you think is Cartman's dad?
        \_ yer mom
1998/4/1-2 [Uncategorized] UID:13884 Activity:nil
3/31    Rnmail has been fixed (like Pnews) to not loop calling echo if you get
        disconnected at the "Check spelling, Send, Abort..." prompt.  --mconst
1998/4/1-2 [Transportation/Bicycle, Transportation/PublicTransit] UID:13885 Activity:nil
3/31    Ride Bike!  There will be another ride this Saturday, 4/4, meeting
        at Rockridge BART at 11:00 AM.  Mail ride-bike-request for more
        information or to be put on the mailing list; you can see the
        planned routes at
        The beginner's route is the easiest we do all year; no cyclist
        is too wimpy!
1998/4/1-2 [Computer/SW/WWW/Browsers] UID:13886 Activity:kinda low
3/31    Crash Worship @ Maritime Hall, Apr 1st. Netscape issued a press
        release stating that "official" Mozilla release party will be held
        at Maritime Hall (close to Sound Factory, where unofficial bash
        will be happening) and all interested parties should purchase tickets
        in advance via ticketweb. The attire is formal and noone under 21
        will be admitted (free wetbar). Obey your thirst! -petr
        \_What is "crash worship"?
                \_ See above the history of Muni and the bus error.
1998/4/1 [Reference/Tax] UID:13888 Activity:nil
3/31 What kinda tax break can I get for paying my own tuition?
        \_ I know you can deduct part of this, I think 20%.
1998/4/1-2 [Reference/Tax] UID:13889 Activity:very high
4/1     [All tax related questions purged.  Go ask a CPA.]
        \_ I am a CPA, just post them here...
          \_ Post your business phone number.
            \_ Go read Irwin Schiff's "Federal Mafia" and don't pay taxes again
                \_ Do not pass GO.  Do not collect $200.00.
        \_ I want to pay my taxes but yet I refuse to sign any paper
           issued by the government.  What can I do?
           \_ Make a voluntary contribution to reduce the public debt
              anonymously via a Swiss bank in the amount that your tax burden
              would have come to.
                \_ Do not pass GO.  Do not collect $200.00.
1998/4/1-2 [Politics/Domestic/President/Clinton] UID:13890 Activity:high
4/1     Bill "The Quicker Zipper" Clinton escapes without jury trial.
        \_ It's . . . it's a LEFT_WING CONSPIRACY!!!!1!!!!1!
           \_ Yes it is, but we'll prevail in the end . . .
                                         -- Right-wing consipracist
        \_ Asking for a blow job is not against the law! Well, at least
           if you're the president... -some other wingnut
                \_ Do not pass GO.  Do not collect $200.00.
        \_ Clinton can be charged for indecent exposure, but not for
           sexual harrassment!  A day of victory for all men!
                \_ Do not pass GO.  Do not collect $200.00.
                \_ Not for all men.  Don't be daft.  It's a victory for
                   powerful politcal men, which I presume you are not.
Berkeley CSUA MOTD:1998:April:01 Wednesday <Tuesday, Thursday>