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8/19    Teamsters/Clinton: 1, UPS/Big Corporation: 0. - t.t.
        \_ let's unionize!- a high-tech professional working in silicon valley

8/19    You're all wrong. The best movie line of all time is:
         "Use the SOURCE, dude!!1!"  - t.t.

8/18    Worst movie line:
        "You've just been erased."
         \_ (Brazil?) But this is mitigated by the line which soon
           followed: "Care for a little necrophelia?"
           \_ _Eraser_, probably --oj
         \_ "Cow."

8/18    Someone's been fucking with my mail spool and I don't like it!
        \_ I'm sorry I mailed you. I won't add to your mail spool anymore.

8/18  So the coolest thing about Sun right now is that they are putting
             "Separated at Birth" ads in Spy magazine.

8/18    ] East Bay Police are still hoping for new clues that will
        ] help them catch a brazen serial rapist.
        \_ A hoax.

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8/17    Favorite movie line of all time:
        "You have chosen... poorly."
        \_I am a doctor and know little Kung Fu.
        \_ "MORTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL KOMBAAAAAAAT!!!!!!"
        \_ "You're goin' down!"
        \_ "I am de cleaner."
        \_ "To clush your enemies, drive dem before you, and
            hear the lamentation of der vemon."
        \_ "Did you eat the penis?"
        \_ "Go ahead!  Squeal like a pig, boy!"
        \_ "I am Serpentor!  This I command!"
        \_ Um, wasn't it "He chose... poorly."? Cuz wasn't that knight
           talking to Indy?
          \_ oops, you're right.  I knew someone would correct that. thanks.
        \_ "I am damn unsatisfied to be killed in this way!"
         \_ "Your fu is weak, you must train harder if you ever expect
             to defeat the Manchus."  or something close --oj
        \_ "I have suffered from the poisonous juice to master the
            invincible kung fu!"
        \_ "You must listen to the grasshopper at your feet"
        \_ "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh "
        \_ "Go away, you Arthur King, you. I fart in your general
            direction"
        \_ "What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?"
        \_ "Laugh it up, fuzzball."
        \_ "Hhello.  My name is Inigo Montoya.  You kill' my father.
            Prepare to die."                        ^^^^^
                                                    \_ got smth against
                                                        the past tense?
                                                        \_ that's how he
                                                           says it, wasn't it?
                                                           \_ no.
                                                              \_ when he's
                                                                 describing his
                                                                 plans to the
                                                                 MiB, it is.
        \_ "What!!  What will come out no more?!"
        \_ "Is this a test to see whether I'm a replicant, or a
            lesbian, Mr. Deckard?"
        \_  Mr Worf; Fire.
        \_ I AM ZARDOZ, THE DESTROYER
           \_ The gun is good.  The penis is evil.
        \_ "A repo man's life is always intense"
        \_ "You do a lot of stumping back in the hippie days?"
        \_ "Ho Ho Ho.....We meet again Jesus"
           \_ Better yet: "Dude, don't say pigfucker in front of Jesus."
              \_ Ignorant fools.  "You're such a fat fuck Cartman(sp) that
                 when you walk down the street people go, God dammit!
                 That kid's a big fat fuck."
                 \_ "Mommy, the cat's being a dildo!"
        \_ "I KICK ASS IN THE NAME OF THE LORD!"
           \_ Wasn't that "I kick ass for the lord!"?
            \_ "Your mother ate my dog!"
        \_ Fuck my ass!  Fuck my ass!!  Fuck my ass!!!
        \_ it did not say "best lines from Hustler White"
        \_ "Yippeekai-ai, mother fucker"
        \_geeks who quote The Holy Grail are deserving of scorn- danh
                \_You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause
                  some watery tart threw a sword at you!
        \_ "I'll buy you corndogs."
        \_ "You ruined my new jacket!  Kill him a lot."
        \_ We're on a mission from god.
        \_ Officer! That man tried to have SEX with me!
        \_ Prepare for the foul warmth of my tongue!
        \_ RELEASE THE KRAKEN
        \_ "Say, that's a nice bike."
        \_ Nooooooooooooooooooooooo! Nooo.
        \_ Mom! Dad!  It's evil!  Don't touch it!
        \_ "They're baaa-aack..." -tpc
        \_ Jwang's version of Devil in a Blue Dress: "Colored trees ain't
           good enough for you?"
        \_ "I trust I make myself obscure?" "Perfectly."
        \_ Dis-ap-POINTED!!!
        \_ "I want my two dollars."