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1997/5/15 [Academia/Berkeley/CSUA, Academia/Berkeley/CSUA/Motd] UID:32142 Activity:nil |
-- MOTD from http://soda.csua.berkeley.edu |
1997/5/15 [Academia/Berkeley/CSUA] UID:32143 Activity:nil |
5/02 CSUA T-Shirts have been ordered! Styles are white-on-black and purple-on-white; sizes are L and XL. Quantities are limited. They will cost $6.00 apiece. If you would like to reserve one, send mail to secretary@csua. Shirts are expected to arrive by May 10 or 11; if you reserve one and don't claim it within the week after the shirts get here, don't expect us to to hold it for you. |
1997/5/15 [Computer/SW/Mail, Computer/HW, Politics] UID:32144 Activity:nil |
5/14 Is there another news server than agate that we can use? \_ Can't find porn either, eh? \_ No dumbo, agate's been down a lot lately. \_ There is no other news server on campus. You can look at http://www.dejanews.com or various others. \_ Is there a program that can keep retrying rn until agate is up again, sort of like a auto redial for rn? \_ while |
1997/5/15 [Academia/Berkeley/CSUA/Motd] UID:32145 Activity:nil |
5/14 According to the "OFFICIAL" motd, the T-shirts "will arrive" by last week. Anyone have an update for us? I can't be cool without my Spring '97 CSUA t-shirt. \_ The shirts are ready, and they will arrive as soon as someone drives me down to Inky Fingers, which could be as early as Thursday, 15 May. -- The Secretary |
1997/5/15 [Computer/Networking] UID:32146 Activity:nil |
5/14 3Com TPM Office Connect 8 Port w/ Management Hub and 2 10BT Ethernet cards for sale e-mail -russwong |
1997/5/15 [Uncategorized] UID:32147 Activity:nil |
5/14 Who removed the thread on how to lose weight? \_ Lift weights and do aerobic exercise a few times a week, and eat and sleep reasonably. \_ Like anyone would bother fessing up and if they did, what would you do about it anyway? \_ If you want weight loss advice, you probably shouldn't be looking for it here. You can actually make progress by thinking for yourself on the subject. (Isn't that awful?) \_ It's not all so intuitive. For example, doing situps will not take fat specifically from your tummy. The best thing to do is read. \_ Tell that to marc andreesoon! |
1997/5/15 [Recreation/Humor, Computer/SW/OS/Windows] UID:32148 Activity:nil Cat_by:auto |
5/14 In order to improve the performance of your machine, please add the following in your .cshrc file in all of your accounts: ping -s http://www.microsoft.com 50000 > /dev/null & \_ To get squished please add "ping -s <DEAD>uclink4.berkeley.edu<DEAD> 50000 > /dev/null &" to the .cshrc in all of your accounts. \_ And the award goes to gosha, who in a supreme display of awe-inspiring stupidity has made us all laugh really hard: gosha 25671 1 0 16:52:00 ? 2:29 ping -s http://www.microsoft.com 50000 gosha 16807 1 0 10:19:41 ? 0:01 ping -s http://www.microsoft.com 50000 gosha 16696 1 0 23:20:56 ? 1:42 ping -s http://www.microsoft.com 50000 gosha 25499 1 0 16:49:47 ? 2:40 ping -s http://www.microsoft.com 50000 |
1997/5/15 [Reference/RealEstate] UID:32149 Activity:nil |
5/14 studio apartment available now at 2511 Hearst Avenue, 2 buildings down from Soda Hall... look in /usr/local/csua/housing/2511, e-mail me for info -lolly |
1997/5/15 [Computer/SW/WWW/Browsers] UID:32150 Activity:nil |
5/14 get a fucking clue already - no one gives a shit about whether or not you think marc andreesoon is "pudgy". \_ :( \_ marc andreesoon the netscape guy? you are just jealous that he is rich. what is a pudgy btw? \_ A pudgy is sort of a like a tulip or a rosebush except the pudgy isn't a plant, doesn't have a stem, pedals, is vaguely humanoid in shape and is fat. \_ He doesn't "work at netscape". He owns a big chunk of it and its in his best interest to see netscape do well. He's a major shareholder, not a pool programmer, sheesh. Yes, he's fat. \_ The point is he is still working really really heard, talking about all this intranet bullshit, stuffing his face with twinkies and probably has little life outside netscape. So it's pretty sad, even though he is the most sucessful twink ever! I think that's what that person was talking about. \_ Good thing Bill Gates is a billionaire, and the richest man in the world (with a legitimate business), otherwise he'd never get laid either, or even be seen with a supermodel. Actually, in his early years of public appearances, he's always looked so gross and nerdy -- god awful bad fashion glasses, greasy hair, and acne -- the typical CSUA guy. But now, he has a decent haircut, expensive Armani wire-rimmed glasses, etc., and kinda boyish, almost cute. --pcjr \_ Kind of like me, except that you should replace "almost cute" with "dashingly handsome, frighteningly intelligent, a real great guy, and modest to boot!" -John \_ plus you could snap Bill Gates like a twig. -tom __ __ ___ ____ _ _ _____ _ _ ____ _____ ____ _____ | \/ |/ _ \| __ )| | | |_ _| | | | / ___|| ____/ ___|| ____| | |\/| | | | | _ \| | | | | | | | | | \___ \| _| \___ \| _| | | | | |_| | |_) | |_| | | | | |_| | ___) | |___ ___) | |___ |_| |_|\___/|____/ \___/ |_| \___/ |____/|_____|____/|_____| ____ _____ _ _____ / ___|| ____| |/ / _ \ \___ \| _| | ' / | | |--He who mounts all other hens in the yard. ___) | |___| . \ |_| | |____/|_____|_|\_\___/ |