2/11    After last semester's CSUA Racquetball Tournament debacle,
        we are trying to organize a more structured tourny.  Anyone
        who is interested in taking part, please mail ron@csua.

2/11    I plan on attempting to get laid and going to see the

        2.50 showing of 'Clerks' in the evening either
        Tuesday or Wednesday, let's meet somewhere and
        copulate - danh

2/11    Save danh. --coganman
        \_ and redeem him for valuable cash prizes!
           \_ i sure get a lot more dates since I lost my soda account - danh
            \_ danh is the MAC DADDY. -dpetrou
        \_ slay danh, he's taking all the grlz.
         \_ he'll never get iicart, heh. Mine.
            \_ i saw her first - danh
                      \_ no you didn't. satanvoice probably scared her off
           anyways.

2/9     Twin mattress and vibrating bed frame for sale - good condition -
        $50.99...    -mail brooke - have you tried ucb.market.misc?
        \_ Any special discount?
          \_ yeah, $60, just for you.
         \_ Now that wouldn't be a discount now, would it, Einstein?
            \_ It is for you! -AE
         \_ Vibrating? How many screws is the frame missing?
            \_ no, 5 hp motor rotating an offcentered weight
        \_ i can't believe _i_ am saying this...but, get your minds out
           of the gutter...it's just a bed!!!  --cristine
            \_ ah, imagine all the wildest
             thing you can do with it...
             \_ parse error
         \_ Core dump.