1/14    If you would be interested in holding CSUA office hours, send
        mail to office-hours-request@soda.

1/14    If you're planning on leaving unusual background processes
        running while you're logged out, please leave a description
        of it in your home dir, in a file under the name
        <process name>.doc. Unusual background processes without a
        description will be killed.

1/14    Tentative soda disk policy: Disk hozers' accounts will be moved
        to /usr10 without warning if their partition fills up. You are
        considered a disk hozer if your cumulative disk usage over 7 days
        is 4.0 standard deviations away from the mean disk usage on your
        partition. Finger protoX (where X is your partition #) for info.

1/13    For info on setting up a web page, read /www/adm/etc/README.

1/12    Copies of the ftp logs from ftp.csua are now copied to beer daily.
        They can be found in /usr/local/ftp.

1/10    The spring semester help session schedule is now available by
        fingering helper@csua.  Mail helper if you have any questions.
        If you would be interested in  helping, please read
        ~helper/sessions, or just mail helper@csua.

1/6     I still very much need people to volunteer to teach or assist with
        this semester's help sessions.  If you would be interested in
        helping, please read ~helper/sessions, or just mail helper@csua.

1/15    CHARGERS WON!  CHARGERS WON!  GO, GO, BLUE & GOLD - THE THUNDERBOLT!

1/15    STAR TREK: VOYAGER premiere -- channel 44, 20:00 Monday Jan 16.
        \_ Boredcast Message from soda!jwang (ttyrW) at 20:24 ...
           it's a Gundam model 252623BIFF
         \_ i was actually referring to the alien space station --jwang
           \_ my roommate says it's a Dustbuster. --vchang
           \_ Looks like Starfleet's new nostalgic class of starship:
         The Volkswagen Bug Class  --seano
           \_ It looks like a spoon. -- caliban
           \_ It looks like an uncircumcized penis
            \_ It was a looked a lot more promising that SNG when it came
         out! - dhyang
         \_ Agreed. But they'd better replace the captain soon,
            or at least find a way to dub over her voice... -mconst
         \_ the captain is a bitch.
            \_ FEEBS like you always say things like this about
        women in power.  i concurr, however, that she has
        a voice like a muppet.
            \_ her voice sounds like a duck... -shyguy
        \_ Good, so I wasn't the only one who wondered what
           helium she'd been breathing...  -- Marco
                   \_ I thought she sounded like Martin Short doing
                      a Katherine Hepburn impression. - gojomo
            \_ You guys missed the opening scene where she swallowed
        a cup of gravel.
        \_ All I can say is... "Looooost innn Spaaaaaaaace" All we need is
           a robot to walk around mumbling "Danger! Danger!" But then again
           it is the new improved spiffy Star Trek, so they'll use the
           hologram to do that -slouie
           \_ I can see that your taste in Sci Fi has improved since you left
              Lurnix, Shelley ;-) -george
           \_ it's much more likre Red Dwarf, smeghead.
              \_ Except the premise isn't as good. -- Marco
        \_ How come those aliens who can't make their own water have a big ol
           spaceship that can pound the Voyager? -bl
        \_ How come they never used those tricobalt devices before?  They
           might come in handy sometime.
        \_ What's with this fucking affirmative action thing in Star
         Trek ? Next captain will be Asian hermaphrodite, I tell ya.
         \_ If you have to ask... you don't know!!!

1/15    what is the phone number to dial into netcom up here in berkeley?
        \_ telnet to http://netcom.com, login guest, no password. see  local
        numbers. -hanan
         \_ 845-9004 -gabe

1/15    For those of you who want to see the wall log about the kinky
        sexual exploits of soda wallers, check out
        ~saarp/quotes/cristine.phone.sex.

1/15    For you crackheads out there, Comic Relief is selling their
        Magic: The Gathering romance novels for 20 percent off
        on Monday. - danh

1/15    mcvert 2.16 and unzip 5.12 installed as mcvert.new and unzip.new.
        Please test them out.  -shyguy

1/15    TOP TEN THINGS HEARD IN SODA HALL

10.  So where's Green Day?
        9.   Yeah, pass me those nude raytrace pix.
        8. Bongo Burger AGAIN???
        7. Doesn't this building just make you want to pee all over it?
        6. I HATE HPUX
        5. "Girl, you'll be a woman soon..."
        4. K-RAD WAREZZZZZ d00D! Gimmie FTP SITEZ!!!!!
        3. foodP
        2. IT'S ON IMAGEWWW AGAIN????
        1. "Aaaaaaaaah!  I'm cumming!"  "So soon, Professor?"
        ___
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              ( Y )
             ()~*~()
             (_)-(_)

              Asian
              koala

1/15    What program did kchang use to make his .plan? He's not writing
        me.
        \_ he sucks. don't do it. do it the right way.
        \_ who cares?  it's lame.
        \_ Who the fuck cares? Maybe he just wrote it in.