How about a motd-poll:

== Which motd is better?

A) http://soda.CSUA.Berkeley.EDU
B) http://colnet.cmhnet.org

== Where can you go for con-wall-sations?

A) http://soda.CSUA.Berkeley.EDU (telnet port 9255 or finger lwall)
B) http://colnet.cmhnet.org

== Who has danh?

A) http://soda.CSUA.Berkeley.EDU
B) http://colnet.cmhnet.org

== Who has a proper name record?

A) Server:  http://nexus.EECS.Berkeley.EDU
Address:  128.32.138.82

Non-authoritative answer:
Name:    http://soda.CSUA.Berkeley.EDU
Address:  128.32.43.52

B) Server:  http://nexus.EECS.Berkeley.EDU
Address:  128.32.138.82

*** No address (A) records available for http://colnet.cmhnet.org

== Which is the most abused program at colnet?

A) fortune | pnews
B) gcc

== Which is the most abused program at soda?

A) wallall
B) sed

== ?

A) psb
B) !psb

== foodP

A) #t
B) #f

== Which is more GNAR, SHORT FOR GNARLY?

A) http://soda.CSUA.Berkeley.EDU
B) colnet

Score: 1 point for each A answer, -1 for each B answer,
0 for each left blank.

Scale:     >9 : you need a remedial math course
         =9 : WALL_WARRIOR! WALL_WARRIOR!
         =8 : echo `whoami` is abusing root\!
         =7 : Dynix Object Oriented SHell
         =6 : spam?
         =5 : mlee has a hot and inflamed bootie
         =4 : try again, bchoi
         =3 : What? Soda's down again?
         =2 : coganman. `nuff said.
         =1 : ronk ronk ronk
         =0 : bitter, dour old naysayer. "Doosh"
         =-1 : twink
         =-2 : twink++
         =-3 : achoi
         =-4 : dickyleeP
         =-5 : ObYerMom
         =-6 : Do not pass go, do not recieve fin. aid.
         =-7 : cs150
         =-8 : finals
         =-9 : IS&T

All scores > 5 get a free packet of SECRET SAUCE.

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