5/13    A 40ish non-computer-literate friend of mine is looking for a
        relatively cheap way to get internet email access in Sacramento.
        I have no experience with any commercial services.  Any
        suggestions?  -runes
        \_ Get netcom.
        \_ Get a life!
        \_ Get laid!
        \_ Is a non-computer-literate the same thing as a computer-
           illiterate?
           \_ computer illiterate implies stupidity...
              \_ how politically correct!
        \_ How about through Sac State U.?
        \_ Go to a junior college you stupid 40ish computer illiterate!
           \_ Go back to fourth grade to learn to spell before you go
              knocking people who are probably smarter than you could
              possibly imagine, you pathetic fool... get a life.
        \_ Go to UCLink h0zer!

5/12    I'm looking for a ride to LA around the 18th and/or a ride back
        around the 24th.....will pay share of gas.....contact asb if you are
             driving there around that time or know of anyone who is. -- asb
        \_ Ride BIKE!

5/12    The Unofficial CSUA End-of-Semester Adam Glass Memorial Beer Bash
        & Final Episode of Startrek Party is scheduled to take place on
        May 23, 7:00 PM, in the 'old' CSUA office.
            \_ That's 343 Evans, right?
        \_ Party on, dudes!

BBBBBEEEEEEEEYYYYYOOOOOOTTTTCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!111!!