3/10    If you are having problems with your soda account, please
        email to help@soda. This is a group of soda volunteers who
        have generously volunteered their time to help people with
        UNIX problems.
                \_ This should be in the official part of the MOTD
                        --the clueful ones.
                        \_ Great..where do I sign up for being a volunteer?
                                \_ mail staff@ocf
           \_ Or if you just wanna help@soda, mail seidl
        /- What does this have to do with soda?  Mail staff@ocf or post it
        | to http://ucb.org.ocf

3/10    Does anyone have 4 4MB simms I can borrow?
        I want to experiment with one of my machines... -- marco

3/10    Is accounting sharing allowed on the ocf?
                \_ No, we do not share our logs with anyone else.
        From _Berkeley Computing & Communications_
        ",says Pulisci, who can be reached along with the rest of
        his staff at asucpres@ocf.berkeley.edu"
        \_ If you mailed this to staff@ocf we'd tell you that student groups
           (such as the ASUC Office of the President) can get OCF accounts
            which allow multiple members of the group to login. -alanc-

3/10    New hoser on the Motd and Soda by the name Zok has arrived.  Hi
        Ali (he who dances in front of Evans naked), tmonroe (he who
        must post to the Motd at least once a day, Aaron (he who is nice
        about soda), and Heather (she who is an irc junkie).
         \_ Who the hell are you, and how did you find about this?
            Does that mean I need to go under the FBI's protection program???
                \_ Stop deulding yourself and admit that everyone knows.
        must post to the Motd at least once a day, Aaron (he who is nice
        about soda), and Heather (she who is an irc junkie).
                \_ Hmmm....methinks that jsl may actually be posting here!
                   But this is only an unconfirmed report... -- tmonroe

3/10    Anyone willing to trade a Foothill or Haste-Channing contract for a
        Unit 2 contract?  A miracle perhaps, but weirder things have
        happened. :)
        |--Free clue for both of you: Pnews ucb.market.housing

3/10    Unit 1 Contract for fall 1994 for sale, call 643-1982

3/10    "Take everytihng in the public moth with a grain of salt."
                -seidl
        \_ "Always takes seidl's spelling with a grain of salt."
          \_ Take every grain of salt with a grain of salt.
         \_ But I'm on a low-sodium diet.  What can I do if I want
            to enjoy all this?

3/9     Please don't nuke the motd.
        \_ Please don't put 1000+ lines in the motd saying "I'm a hoser"
                \_ Why not?
          \_ Imah0zer.
            \_ yes "I am a hozer" > /etc/motd.public
          \_ 1000+ lines in the motd saying "I'm a hoser"
             1000+ lines in the motd saying "I'm a hoser"
             1000+ lines in the motd saying "I'm a hoser"
             1000+ lines in the motd saying "I'm a hoser"
             1000+ lines in the motd saying "I'm a hoser"
             1000+ lines in the motd saying "I'm a hoser"
             1000+ lines in the motd saying "I'm a hoser"
             \_ no that would be:
          yes "1000+ lines in the motd saying "I'm a hoser"" >/etc/motd.public
                \_ This line won't even come close to working.
                        Get a clue.

3/9     Weapons-grade Uranium-235, in the form of Uranium Hexafluoride gas,
        is available to anyone who can afford it.  Please mail nukes@soda
        for more details.
        \_ This doesn't belong in the motd. please post to the
           appropriate newsgroup.
         \_ like alt.terroist?
           \_ This doesn't belong in the motd. please post to the
              appropriate newsgroup.
         \_ one word: cesium
        \_ Can I have some?  My roids have been KILLING me recently.

3/10    Chicago is coming RSN!!!  See the preview in /tmp/chicago.gif.
        \_ I thought Chicago was staying put, and Los Angeles was coming?
        \_ Unix is 20 years old, and it's *still* better than Chicago will be!
        \_ I thought Chicago was staying put, and the British were coming?
           \_ Yes, the Red Coats are coming. Watch for the sign:
              One if by LAN, Two if by C... :-p
         \_ *gag*vomit* Ulch, that tasted foul... *hurl*puke*

3/9     Weapons-grade Ukrainium-235, in the form of Ukrainium Hexafluoride gas,
        is available to anyone who can afford it.  Please mail nukes@soda
        for more details.
        \_ Ukrainium Hexafluoride? Isn't that the stuff in my toothpaste? -ali
        \_ This doesn't belong in the motd. please post to the
           appropriate newsgroup.
                \_ like alt.terroist?
           \_ This doesn't belong in the motd. please post to the
              appropriate newsgroup.
                \_ This is soda. *Everything* belongs in the motd.
                \_ one word: cesium
        \_ Can I have some?  My gonads have been KILLING me recently.