2/17    Can somebody open the window or something? It's way too hot in here.
        And while you're at it, get me some sushi.
        \_ Tuna roll good enough for you? -- Marco
        \_ What kind of sushi would your majesty prefer?
         \_ Squid?  Urchin?  Fresh from the beautiful waters of
            Boston Harbor and Santa Monica Bay... :O~~~
         \_ A California ROLL is much, much better
            Especially, if you've been out on the grass for awhile -payam
           \_Yermom has that raw fishy smell, but none of the good flavor.
             \_Needs more wasabe?

2/16    I've gotten somewhere on the order of 23 resume's. Keep em coming!
        (Postscript is best for me... )    -- Marco

2/16    Where do we send our resume for the Microsoft internship?  I lost the
        guy's card....
        \_ /dev/null  --unsigned, unclued, unoriginal, castrated
        \_   Microsoft Corporation
             One Microsoft Way
             Redmond, WA 98052-6399
           Recruiter's name is Spencer Amir, but he said the deadline
           was last weekend...                      -- jonkung
           \_ The Cow ad said the 20th...

Q.  What machine does Windows NT run best on?

A.  A 35mm slide projector.
\_ No! It has to be a broadway production!  Anything less just isn't
          Microslop!