This motd, from http://soda.berkeley.edu, is fairly old, but, like fine whisky, a
motd must be aged before it can be posted.  And whoever asserted that he was
too sexy for my cat is so far off from reality, unreality, surreality,
subreality, etc, that he had better hope he never even contemplates meeting
my cat, who is currently hanging out in a gay sushi bar in R_______k.

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           Welcome to the CSUA
            Message of the Day

11/13   People wishing to be involved in a sort of combative automata-type
        contest not dissimilar to Core War which will be taking place in
        Texas on November 30 should contact me PDQ.  It looks to be a really
        classy gathering with guest speakers and stuff.  Team of 3 undergrads.

             -blojo

11/13   Comments about sexy CSUA members should now be directed here,
        apparently.  Have a nice day.
          -brought to you by the CSUA Wet T-shirt committee

11/12   I'm too sexy for this motd.

11/12   I'm too sexy for Eric's cat.
            ^^^^^^^^ Yeah right.  Like you would know.  -hh

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11/11   I've received written and verbal complaints about the
        overuse of wall.  Please be more considerate with its use:
        people shouldn't have to "mesg n" when they want to receieve
        talk and write messages just beacause you are obnoxious.
             -boyd@soda
        ^^^ I disagree strenuously.  I enjoy getting silly wall
            messages on soda -- it's part of the charm.  Anyone too
            stupid to do a "mesg n" is too stupid to pay attention
            to.
        ^^^ I agree with the disagreement, strenuously.  If people
            can't deal with soda's silliness, they should go use
            a MORE SERIOUS MACHINE, to do the work they want.  Party
            on dudes.  (Thanks, Garth)
        ^^^ I disagree with the adjective "strenuously" (I would use
            "arduously") but other than that, I agree with the agreement
            with the disagreement.
        ^^^ Yeah, me too.
        ^^^ I wrote the first comment.  I used the word "strenuously"
            because I formulated the idea during excremeditation.
            Hence, the disagreement was strenuous in every sense of
            the word.
        ^^^ I didn't say anything earlier because I disagreed with
            whomever's use of the word strenuously.  However, because
            it has now been stipulated that we are actually disagreeing
            arduously, I agree with the disagreement.  Wall Lives!
        ^^^ I think you really mean ardently.  webster it, dude.
        ^^^ I vehemently agree with the strenuous disagreement, even if
            it was only ardent (it is ardent - arduous means difficult)
        ^^^ So, we're all agreed?
        ^^^ I fervently meant "arduous" as an alternative to "strenuous"
            because it captures the same idea more elegantly.
            I am vehemently contentuous with the use of the modifier
            "ardently."  "arduous" means with great effort.
            "ardently" means passionately.
        ^^^ I most definitely agree with the first statement ... Are we
            all agreed?
        ^^^ Only if you really meant contentious, and not contentuous.
            Maybe I'm just a floccinauxinihilifilipicator.
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