5/4     possible 6 month co-op oppurtunity at LBL. This might be good if
        you are a lazy person who didn't fill out a co-op application
        earlier this semester. I guess you should have taken some
        upper div CS classes (yeah, probably should be a CS major)
        and know how to program with some clue. Contact xayxxxx@lbl.gov
        or (510) 486-6724 and tell Joyce that you heard this from
        Victor.  -xchxxx

                                                /- It's not an organization,
                                               /   it's a service. -- xarxx

5/4  UCLink has got to be one of the lamest organizations on campus
        change_login !?!?!?!!??! STUPID!!!
        \_ why don't you just give it away to EVERYBODY, genius?!
           \_ Why not you elitist bastard? (-8
              Anyways, anything that can help them get smart is good...
              The easiest way to do this is to massively take advantage
              of their errors. Sooner or later they'll figure it out.
              Quite probably they are already savvy and keep a log
              of who change_login's to what.                   -- xarxx
        \_ yeah. uclink is braindead. go send flames to xtaxx@uclink :)

5/4     A good fraction of the <DEAD>asia.lcs.mit.edu<DEAD> gif collection is now in
        /tmp/warez/asia.  Readmes and FAQs included.  It includes the
        now-famous "tank" picture.  I didn't grab the popstar directory
        (aww) because there's too many to ftp at this time of day.
          --xld

main(){unlink("/etc/motd");link("/dev/null","/etc/motd");printf("no hosers");exit(0)}

D00D!!1 U FERG0T DA WHILE(!){F0RCK()]:!!!1111